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Thursday, July 27, 2017

"Dedicated to CornDog Queens Hillary, Heather, Currier, Anna" by Dezerro - 7.27.17

Entry Submitted by Dezerro at 9:18 PM EDT on July 27, 2017

~ Foods of the Quadra-Goddess Groupies ~

(Unraveling the mystery of "what the Elite Groupies eat")

The secret primary fare of planetary Elite Groupies, descended from wandering "Lurchnuck” tribes proliferating directly following the demise of the caveman: Corn Dogs. Yes, Corn Dogs.

Lurchnucks grew corn, and required protection for wide fields of tall crops. Dog-like animals called "woofers,” tethered at intervals via woven vines around crop perimeters, served as security.

Crop rot at one point however brought near disaster. The solution — eat the woofers. But revulsion at the very thought of consuming their furry friends (their slightly higher IQ associates) posed an obvious problem.

Encouraged by necessity, one enterprising Lurchnuck named Gubdink solved the situation. He rolled woofer parts in rotting masses of corn which had plopped and oozed to the ground, and then heated the ghastly result over fires of dry branches within circular enclosures of rocks. VOILA! The first Corn Dog (my god, how history can positively reek!).

The critical factor regarding why this worked out — the attention span of Lurchnucks, a trait passed on down through time via inbreeding to modern elite groupie families (and which explains a LOT).

By the time the corn ensconced woofer part was cooked, any given Lurchnuck had forgotten entirely the components of his or her meal, and had then happily munched away, thus avoiding starvation (sorry to say).

No one knows the current ingredients of the "Corn Dog Elite.” But luckily, due to attention span issues, neither do the elite groupies.

An interesting bit of historical detail -- modern elite groupies overcame one particular problem:

They had found that rocks were miserable items to attempt to burn in order to heat their Corn Dogs.

After all, their histories clearly showed, via accurate scrawlings within caves, flames emanating from rings of rocks!

Well apparently someone accidentally dropped a chunk of wood within a rock ring, and there they were, cooking happily.

And thus was the mystery of the daily fare of the elite groupies solved.

— Dezerro Infini ~ PW(post woofer) 3195 (from his body of research: "To peer within the abysmally abysmal")

[A Closing Prophecy : The Elite Groupies - much like the plopped corn above - shall return to the Earth as fertilizer, that widely distributed planetary useful mass from which they originally emerged]


- Dezerro



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