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Monday, July 31, 2017

"More 4 Angel" by fm7 - 7.31.17

Entry Submitted by fm7 at 11:27 PM EDT on July 31, 2017


BANKRUPTCY UNDER THE UNITED STATES BANKRUPTCY NOTICE: We make Declaration of Bankruptcy under the national bankruptcy of the UNITED STATES. The remedy to pay filing fees is found in the National Bankruptcy of 1933. House Joint Resolution (HJR) 192 Public Law is applicable in this matter. The Defendant asserts the remedy, and has no remedy save that under the national bankruptcy and its laws. Defendant requests this court to charge ALLCAPSNAME SSNnodashes for the filing. The UNITED STATES has the obligation to pay the public debt under its Bankruptcy. The UNITED STATES leaves the people no remedy except that within its own bankruptcy.

Petitioner accepts the remedy under the national bankruptcy to pay the filing fees. Petitioner demands equal access to justice and due process under this remedy.


MISTAKEN IDENTITY NOTICE: Enclosed originals are addressed in pertinent part to ALLCAPSNAME (ens legis) person this court has jurisdiction over for which I am authorized representative. However Name living wo/ man and divine immortal soul created in the image of the Divine Creator, are one of “We the people” on the land as peaceful inhabitant(s), NOT of the classes of person(s) this court has jurisdiction of, revoke our consent to be a member of the UNITED STATES and STATE of WHATEVER in this case. This court has committed the error of mistaken identity as the court has assumed that living man, Name, one of “We the people” are the same as the “person(s)” ALLCAPSNAME (ens legis) . We the people living man and divine immortal soul Name pronounce that We are not the surety for the “person(s)” ALLCAPSNAME

We the people request this court to dismiss the instant cause of action against ALLCAPSNAME (ens legis)…

Don’t know if applicable as Defendant but concepts are still valid. Pauper is NOT the way to go imo, use this instead.

Love & Blessings 2 U & ALL- fm7 :D

"Faith of the Heart" by Lori Rekowski - 7.31.17

Entry Submitted by Lori Rekowski at 9:21 PM EDT on July 31, 2017

It's been a long road, getting from there to here. But, we had Faith of the Heart.

It's been a long road
Getting from there to here
It's been a long time
But my time is finally near

And I can feel the change in the wind right now
Nothings in my way
And they're not gonna hold me down no more
No there not gonna hold me down

Cause I've got faith of the heart
I'm going where my heart will take me
I've got faith to believe
I can do anything
I've got strength of the soul
And no one's gonna bend or break me
I can reach any star
I've got faith
I've got faith
Faith of the heart

It's been a long night
Trying to find my way
Been through the darkness
Now I finally have my day
I will see my dream come alive at last
I will touch the sky
And they're not gonna hold me down no more
No there not gonna change my mind

Cause I've got faith of the heart
I'm going where my heart will take me
I've got faith to believe
I can do anything
I've got strength of the soul
And no one's gonna bend or break me
I can reach any star
I've got faith
Faith of the heart

I've known a wind so cold and seen the darkest days
But now the winds I feel are only winds of change
I've been through the fire and I've been through the rain
But I'll be fine

Cause I've got faith of the heart
I'm going where my heart will take me
I've got faith to believe
I can do anything
I've got strength of the soul
And no one's gonna bend or break me
I can reach any star
I've got faith
Faith of the heart

Faith of the heart
I'm going where my heart will take me
I've got faith of the soul
That no one's gonna bend or break me
I can reach any star
I've got faith
I've got faith
Faith of the heart

Its been a long road

Thank you everyone, from the bottom of my heart, for sharing this journey thus far...and I excitedly await meeting with many of you at our private gatherings...as we unite with a HEART OF COLLABORATION with our Humanitarian Projects.


“What if instead, nonprofits operated from a position of abundance—the notion that working together can achieve more than working alone?”

This is the question posed by Art Taylor, President and CEO of BBB’s Give.org.

Nonprofits could greatly benefit from collaborating with each other because they are often both oriented toward similar missions – which is to achieve greater, social good. Please take the time to read this informative article.


Enjoy your long awaited gifts fully. Remember, to take time to integrate this beautiful prosperity and soothe your weary Soul before you dive in to those projects.

In love and appreciation,
Lori Rekowski
A Victim No More series of books, Courses and Conferences

"Many Rivers To Cross" - RV Musical Update - 7.31.17

Many rivers to cross
But I can't seem to find my way over
Wandering I am lost
As I travel along white cliffs of Dover

Many rivers to cross
And it's only my will that keeps me alive
I've been licked, washed up for years
And I merely survive because of my pride

And this loneliness won't leave me alone
It's such a drag to be on your own
My baby left me and he didn't say why
Well I guess I'll have to try

Many rivers to cross
But just where to begin
I'm playing for time
There have been times I find myself thinking of committing
Some dreadful crime

I've got many rivers to cross
But I can't seem to find my way over
Wandering I am lost
As I travel along white cliffs of Dover

"Tick Tock" - GCR/RV Community Thought - 7.31.17

"Get 'er Done" - GCR/RV Community Thought - 7.31.17

Guest Posts Regarding the RV/GCR & More for Mon. Evening - 7.31.17

This is a compilation of all guest posts submitted as of Monday Evening, July 31, 2017. All guest posts that are more than 5 paragraphs in length, deemed important, contains images or is a response to another post will be considered it's own post.

Note: This post will be continuously updated with more entries as they are submitted. ~ Dinar Chronicles

Another Note: Arrangement of Guest Posts have been changed from top to bottom to bottom to top. Each newly added Guest Post will be at the top rather than at the bottom to negate having to scroll down every time. ~ Dinar Chronicles


"To: Patrick and Suzi"

Entry Submitted by Concerned American Doe at 10:21 PM EDT on July 31, 2017

Dear Patrick,

RE: "Must Read: Judge Anna on the Fraud & OPPT" by Suzi - 7.31.17

I am forwarding some info to you because there are some things that I do not understand, but you might. A couple days ago I responded to an inquiry to the State of the Nation editor regarding the $14 Trillion UCC filin and sent him docs and contact info for Judge Anna Von Reitz, then there were posts on each of their websites regarding the info. I came across some other info, which I thought I would run by you. I suspect that the NWO or God Sky Earth (Cindy Currier) may have somehow taken over the Funds of Swiss Indo. In addition, I believe tthat Ronald Wederfoort (now Empower Marketings on YouTube), has info on Mr. Sino (White Spiritual Boy?). I came across a video, at the following link:

King of King`s address to the world global finance change

The other pertaining document: https://universalpublicserviceannouncement.files.wordpress.com/2013/05

I am just trying to piece the dots together.

Thank you, Patrick,

"Concerned American Doe"

"Simple as..."

Entry Submitted by One of the Meek at 10:21 PM EDT on July 31, 2017

If god told me, you can have one wish..this I will give you..

My wish would be happiness..as would all others if they really boiled it down..
That means health, home, relationship, family joy, abundance,spiritual growth.. what does that mean?
It means peace of mind in all things..joy in all things.. imagine being there..

Signed one of the meek.

"Re: Post by Prime Creator"

Entry Submitted by One of the Meek at 9:56 PM EDT on July 31, 2017

Prime Creator GCR/RV/NESARA Update for July 31, 2017

I will state here and know I went negative on that post..I listened to my quiet voice.

I have studied this path for 50 years I was born and raised as a catholic in the Catholic Church. Thank god my parents had questions and went to the parish priest. The answer that was given to my parents was, some things man is not meant to know..

My beloved parents said ,,NO..if I am smart enough to have the questions then there must be answers..so they're quest began and took me with them..I was open to this ( as it was called then the new age way of thinking) and my search began..cayce ramtha course in miracles. Teaching of the maters of the Far East..and my own journey..

My father / mother///// mother/ father (balance is everything) i lived my life the best I could using that which I have learned..

I lay my life and my history at the TRUE CREATORS FEET..

If the creator has to go ONLINE to reach us then we are not ready..

Just my way of living and seeing things..not an attack on any..

Signed one of the meek.

"Reclaiming Sovereignty"

Entry Submitted Anonymously at 9:42 PM EDT on July 31, 2017

I need help on claiming my sovereignty / getting the government to recognize it

"Thanks to the Boys 'Round Here..." by ReelMan - 7.31.17

Entry Submitted by ReelMan at 10:55 PM EDT on July 31, 2017

Good evening, all of you wonderful Light Souls-

Hey, Heisey, another keeper of a post. Good stuff, lad. It's always been a lighthearted read, but damn, you sure hit the nail on the head with every post. Keep a stool warm for me at Paddy's, as I have been known to travel a long way for a drink with friends.

To Yosef, I don't even know where to begin....You had me at "...Zim at 10 cents...", but kept me when you made me realize that there was a reason that I had already sold all my Dong and Dinar to bulk up for this weird currency that I knew nothing about. I went from Best. Investment. Ever. to This. Is. The. Life. I. Have. Chosen. You taught me a lot and saved my soul in the bargain. Your patience? Unfathomable. I sit at the feet of a Master. Thank you.

Patrick. I can't understand the depth of your grace to commit to this day after day. The arrows you have taken would have dropped most where they stood. You are a Prince among mortals.

This triumvirate above has taught me, re-molded me and shown me the power of love, light and grace. I will be forever indebted to all of you, from my ever-expanding heart, my raging light. and my re-born soul.

Thank you is all I can say, but it will never be enough.

Godspeed, all.


"We've Come a Long Way, Heisenberg" by Leenish - 7.31.17

Entry Submitted by Leenish at 9:07 PM EDT on July 31, 2017

"Tonight's Word: Cheat Day" - Heisenberg - 7.31.17

OMGoodness I’m so in love with you(r writings), Heisenberg! You feel us. You write us. You are us. I love you, Brother!

I chickened out on *6 on the Clarion Call the other day, but being that today you posted my heart’s contents more or less, I think it’s time I step up and announce that I no longer want the money! Yup. That’s right.

This has been an amazing year! I have learned more in the last 12-14 months than can be easily explained. I have learned patience, I have honed discernment, I have released greed. I have gained family, I have gained much enlightenment, I am a geopolitical wizard now (j/k - not really - but maybe).

If I were to ever dial that *6, I would tell Yosef that I am grateful for the wait, for without it I wouldn’t have become the person I now am. When I first figured out what this blog was about I thought, “COOL! I can have bookoo bucks with so little effort! Better than the Powerball!” However, all the posts, all the plans, all the changes, all the intricacies known and unknown, and Yosef’s puzzles have brought me around full circle to realize that I don’t want money. I just want to be safe. I just want to not have to worry. I want everyone to not worry any longer. If I can assist with that, I am more than happy to do so. There is little that I NEED that I don’t already have. I have lived a pretty simple life, and I really see no reason to change that.

Of course that doesn’t mean I won’t exchange when the time comes, and it doesn’t mean that I won’t buy myself a solid home and reliable car, but it does mean that I won’t be wasteful, even if I can afford to be. There are just too many in need. I look forward to the day when money holds no value. I never did understand how the barter system went out of style. I never understood why we were spending so much on military operations in other countries but not taking care of our own vets/homeless/underprivileged/elderly. And I definitely never understood our “government”. Now things are making much more sense to me, even if “reality” is kinda nauseating.

I feel like I’m living in two separate realities these days, and although it’s sometimes confusing, it’s certainly interesting!

Anyway, I guess I just want to thank you, Heisenberg, for the joy of reading your posts, and the love I feel from/toward you. There are some really great people here, and I feel very honored to make acquaintances, even if not in person.

YOU, my funny friend, master storyteller Heisenberg, along with Brother Yo, have been two of my guiding lights here in D-land. There are more, many more… but you two shine brightest in my view. Sierra, Fireswan, Harmony, Cowboy, Matt…so many… too many to name… shining stars… thank you ALL. Thank you for helping me to get ready to help the world and ALL of her inhabitants.

Thank you Patrick, for your dedication and never-ending patience.

So much love,

(Eileen Bradish, Central New York)


"Sitting In Limbo"

Sitting here in limbo
But I know it won't be long
Sitting here in limbo
Like a bird without a song
Well, they're putting up a resistance
But I know that my faith will lead me on

Sitting here in limbo
Waiting for the dice to roll
Yeah, now, sitting here in limbo
Got some time to search my soul
Well, they're putting up a resistance
But I know that my faith will lead me on

I don't know where life will leave me
But I know where I have been
I can't say what life will show me
But I know what I have seen
Tried my hand at love and friendship
But all that is past and gone
This little boy is movin' on

Sitting here in limbo
Waiting for the tide to flow
Sitting here in limbo
Knowing that I have to go
Well, they're putting up a resistance
But I know that my faith will lead me on

I don't know where life will take me
But I know where I have been
I don't know what life will show me
But I know what I have seen
Tried my hand at love and friendship
That is past and gone
And now it's time to move along

Gonna lead me on now
Meanwhile, they're putting up resistance
But I know that my faith will lead me on
Sitting in limbo, limbo, limbo
Sitting in limbo, limbo, limbo
Sitting in limbo, limbo, limbo
Meanwhile, they're putting up a resistance
But I know that my faith will lead me on

"Republi(cans) - GCR/RV Intel SITREP - Monday - July 31, 2017

Received via email at 8:10 PM EDT for publication. ~ Dinar Chronicles

Well, the American political solution certainly didn't work as the NPTB had hoped in a best case scenario.

Let's call these folks the Republi(can'ts).

So the worst case work around plan for delivery of the restored Republic government/USN is now fully in effect.

Let's call these folks the Republi(cans).

And it's now all up to military decision makers--who are on a tight schedule--with Ryan and McConnell sitting this phase out while their elected flocks are on a two week recess--hence the insertion of General John Kelly into the alpha male position at the White House.

Shit got real today. Ask Anthony Scarramucci. Talk about don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya, huh Mooch!

And if you haven't guessed it already, the burner President aka Donna Trump has also been deactivated from service. Her part was well played and we thank that transgender piece of shit for her participation -- what a giant hot orange mess of sin and depravity.

And 66 million people voted for that spray tanned tub of goo. Amazing.

The Elders, General Joe Dunford and his hand picked gaggle of patriotic generals are bringing this beast of a transition home.

Some might even call it a righteous coup d'etat. I would call it basic sanity being restored by force, but I'm biased as a long concerned civilian and embarrassed yet patriotic American.

Push has come to shove. Had to be his way. Obama and Elders knew it. So did Fighting Joe. Sobeit.

Once the hidden Republic government now begins to emerge from the shadows (it's been functioning for several years now) and into light of day, our USN will be released (in China which speaks volumes about the true status of our sovereignty) and instantly be received worldwide as the nation's legal tender--meaning at the tier 4,5 levels. And away we go.

When this will occur is a deeper question, one I know you curious about considering.

Is General Kelly really in position tonight for the start of both the public admission of the Republic (all be it soft disclosure) and the actual RV?

Let's just say we believe so from many credible indications.

We believe also Obama intentionally set up the collapse of repeal and replace movement which gutt punched the GOP Republicant's into a much needed self implosion.

Forgive me Fox News fans--but you're all useless idiots and have been since the network's inception. You accept their lies hook, line and sinker and deserve this slap in the face pre-RV. It's shameful the hate that network preached and you actively participated.

Check yourselves before you wreck yourselves Zionist ideological Republi(cants).

Seems Commander Barry also intentionally created a bullshit sanctions bill against Russia, Iran and North Korea to hide the remission of higher capital gains tax knowing health care would be a bust--giving currency redeemer's even more profits to work with post redemption.

GESARA compliance is a real thing folks. Thank you Commander. When this is all over, let's telepathically connect and have a cup of consciousness together in some cosmic chat room.

Now do the NPTB need two full months of cleaning up the old books before releasing the new books with out much awaited USN and new currency publicly in October?

We believe so, yes.

And would the NPTB wait until and start of the eighth lunar cycle during a full congressional recess and slow international trading month to begin this historic and defaulted asset round up?

We believe so, yes.

Yosef, Is it appropriate to wear white after Labor Day and black before the summer ends?

Sure, knock your socks off.

Either way kids, that elusive RV is rushing down your proverbial money track and headed straight for all your unknowing sock drawers.

Lots of holes in some of those socks. I know it's been a tough, tough road. But so what. The universe doesn't care. Get busy living or get busy dying, right? Right.

Once the electronic robo calls go out, and the Bank Board Members and Private Wealth Managers start allowing their secondary lists to begin redeeming, then it's on like Donkey Kong.

The August Gush will be swift and eternal. Whooooooooshhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Wells Fargo has been proved to been a lying fraud of a bank if you've been reading the news. And wait, just wait, till the Mueller report comes out--it'll spell out the whole cabal political machine going back decades--exposing democratic and republican operatives equally.

Wow. Talk about hard core disclosure. It's already written I'm told. Mueller isn't even investigating Trump or Russia--and never was--that's how well prepared the Republi(cans) are to spring into action now.


Until then, we wait like tired dogs swallowing our anxieties and pride in some limbo-esque perpetual bloated state of surreal anticipation.

Now you all know what's like to survive in Bewdah's small intestine for a decade. Not a lot of oxygen or light.

We need an RV enema! But that's another post for another GCR/RV...

In this moment, we (as in us or they) are officially the life of no parties anymore. A sad, but harshly true fact about being a living and breathing Human Angel.

We serve in anonymity and silence because we must give everyone but ourselves full credit and total adulation.

As our reward is being given the responsibility of healing the soul of the world through endless individual gifts and infinite collective supplies mercy.

Because... nobody else knows what's going on but us. Nobody else cares what's going to happen but us. Nobody else believes in what's coming but us. And nobody else but us can function effectively and rapidly post RV.

We are they. Raw possibility personified, manifested, trained and emotionally harmonious with God's Will.


And everyone sleep walking through "reality" is unconsciously depending on those of us who got the assignment to have both accurate answers and infinite resources so that they (the unknowing masses) may gently awaken at their own pace, peacefully and abundantly.

Disbursal of unconditional love and limitless blessings is our gig folks. It's just the business we have chosen with Yeshua's blessing. Sobeit.

And away we go...

God is with us.

Prime Creator GCR/RV/NESARA Update for July 31, 2017

Freedom Club USA Weekly Newsletter

Update from Prime Creator for July 31, 2017


|---- Segment 1 ----->| complete 7/25
|---- Segment 2 ----->| complete 7/26
|---- Segment 3 ----->| complete 7/27
|---- Segment 4 ----->| complete 7/28

|---- Last Invitation->| Friday7/28: Of 80 million not accepting the light, 20% accepted their last opportunity. Those accepting have now completed a 'crash' course doing Segments 1-4.

|---- Integration------>| Saturday 7/29: Integration of one's Earth essence with soul. Those not accepting the light will have their soul extinguished and replaced with a new soul. Their essence will continue in their hearts and do positive deeds to amend their prior deeds.

|---- Assimilation---->| Sunday 7/30: All accepting beings will fully assimilate their new revitalized selves.

|---- Activation------->| Sunday Evening 7/30: Creator will activate all the enhancements for our Earth essences. We will fully engage with our hearts.

|---- NESARA/RV------| Mon 7/31: NESARA and RV will commence.
|---- GSA----------------| Mon 7/31: GSA claims initiate.
|---- GESARA-----------| Mon 8/7: GESARA begins worldwide.

Welcome to the New Paradigm.
  • No wars.
  • No illegal taxes.
  • No illegal bank debt.
  • No illegal corporate laws.
  • No illegal governments and courts.
  • No prisons.
  • No pollution.
  • No gas, oil or coal use for energy.
  • No gas burning vehicles.
  • No harmful drugs, GMOs, pesticides, herbicides, chem-trails, fracking, sonar.
  • Unlimited prosperity. 
  • All beings manifest all their needs & desires. 
  • Full holistic healing methods.
  • All being are sovereign with Creator. 
  • All live and make decisions from one’s heart. 
  • All hearts function from love within the heart of Prime Creator. 

Channeled by T.S.

Update Regarding TDA/Heather Ann Tucci-Jarraf

If You Feel Moved to Do:
Send HATJ a postcard or card.
Infuse it with Love and mail it to the address below.

They are not allowing HATJ, to have anything sent to her, or brought in, not even pen and paper!!!
No worries. Its all good. Send your Love infused postcards and cards to the address below and flood the facility with Love.
Heather will feel them arrive, and the facility will have a Mountain of Love energized love cards to deal with (heart)

Heather Ann Tucci-Jarraf, 360745
Correctional Treatment Facility
1901 E St. SE
Washington, DC 20003

Bills summation of Identity Hearing July 31, 2017
1.) Sealed court, visitors evicted from Court. One large bald guy in suite and one small guy in pin stripes stayed. Small guy later identified as Parker Hill, “government witness”. Tech guy was setting up projector for prosecutor… we could presume to show photos of HATJ? Unknown…
2.) David Bos moves to have court unsealed due to unsealing of case in TN, judge and prosecutor agree.
3.) we are allowed back in court, HATJ unshackled twice in hallway, indicating hand and leg shackling
4.) David Bos says HATJ wishes to represent herself “pro se” with him as stand by counsel.
5.) Judge looks confused and asks if his client does this “knowingly”, he says yes. Judge said premature to rule in favor of standby counsel. Bos has meeting with HATJ on Wednesday, asks for continuance.
6.) Prosecution looks at Parker Hill, he nods, they agree on Friday hearing 10 AM (unsealed court).
7.) David Bos views future outside counsel as unlikely. HATJ to proceed Pro Se Friday.
Heather looks well and healthy and looking forward to Friday
TN folks did not seem pleased

Donations to help Heather with lawyer -court fees
[6:17:42 PM] Denice D: https://terrancognito.blogspot.com/p/contributions.html
[6:17:48 PM] Denice D: Mark funds “HEATHER”
[6:17:57 PM] Denice D: Bill is arriving in DC tonight

Update: 8.4.17 Identity Court Hearing
Will be held at U.S. District Court 333 Constitution Ave, WA DC 2003
Time- hearing is at 10:00 AM courtroom 4 2nd floor
Case number- 1:17 mj-531
Hearing type- Identity
Magistrate Judge- Deborah Robinson
David Bos- appointed defense attorney

"Re: Gifts" by Angel Gee - 7.31.17

Entry Submitted by Angel Gee at 7:21 PM EDT on July 31, 2017

"Gifts" by Chicago - 7.31.17

Thank you so much for your information. I don't think there is anything that I haven't tried. Well besides filing whatever I can to buy time and pray for a miracle the only thing I see for Victory is the Galactics do an intercept and intercede on my behalf.

Just going to continue to stand in my power, being not fearful and move forward as those the Victory is already done in my favor.

FIGHTING TIL THE END, there is No QUIT in ME!! Thanks again for the Love!!

Humble Servant,
I Am Angel Gee

"Gifts" by Chicago - 7.31.17

Entry Submitted by Chicago at 6:47 PM EDT on July 31, 2017

Angel Gee has "legal issues"

I'd like for her to receive the following information

Dear Angel Gee;

I'm so sorry to hear of your situation, and would like to offer the following - in an attempt to assist....based on my personal experience of several decades.
Without knowing much about your knowledge level, but realizing the immediacy from your intention to "file tomorrow" - I may be sharing information you already possess, but

Have you been properly served, is this your initial response?

Improper service is a frequent event. You need to check and see what the rules are in your jurisdiction, if there is any question in your mind.

Then, what needs to be done is to "quash" that service by filing a Motion to Quash.

Responding to improper service in any other way forfeits your ability to do so - later.

Are you using the blessing of "time" and filing at the END of the allotted time, taking advantage of the 'system' toward your end?

Absolutely NO FILING FEE'S be required from people unable to afford them!!!

(did you know this applies to passports too?)

You can go to The Clerk's Office and request what is called a "Pauper's Petition" which is a 1-page document asking for an explanation to The Court about why you need the fee's waived. Based on WHATEVER information you furnish, you will then be seen privately by a judge on a bench who will review your request - ask you to attest verbally and then sign it. THAT, is your "payment" with your doc's as it goes back to the clerk with whatever else.

Make sure you make extra copies of docs AFTER filing for your records, and to send Plaintiff a FULL copy pack - get proof for the court and for your records. Faxing too, with record - isn't a bad idea.

Another very important thing that you need to know is accurate is "who" is suing you - do they have the legal right to such? You wouldn't BELIEVE how many times this is exactly the case - ESPECIALLY with foreclosures. You need to go to the county Recorder of Deed's to get an accurate chain, and to verify that the Plaintiff's name is listed on a deed AT the time the suit was filed. Depending on the state you're in, this one little thing can be your "Get Out of Jail, Free" card.

I am in the same dire straits as you, and can only try to help by sharing knowledge - but I personally can't see parting with any of our precious energy into that criminal injustice system them have going on...any more than absolutely required.

I prefer to deal with "the law" in as limited a capacity as is possible, although I've always enjoyed business law, which is the only form of Common Law that survived - and of that...contract law. Over the years, many attorney friends would try and convince me to "join their club" - I never felt the 'calling'...thankfully.

I find that dealing with situations in the same way as I do my health, proactively - works best. I've got a one-page letter for creditors, for instance - that sens them packing and any possibility of "court" removed. Not getting 'served' is another.

I wish you the very best, Angel Gee - and just remember...staying in your home for as long as you possibly can for FREE is the 'win'. You absolutely should NOT be paying ANY of the PITI expenses, in the case of a foreclosure - as you don't have to.

There are MANY WAYS you can easily do what I did, and string this out for 10 years - or more...depending. Couple things - 'short sales' are just ways of STEALING your home from you. You've got absolutely NOTHING to gain, your credit is ruined, already. (Not that any of us should care about that, anymore - anyway)

Loan Modifications are simply another opportunity for them to do the same and/or substitute fraudulent paperwork with "better".

I took my battle all the way up to the Supreme Court, which gave me the time needed to achieve my short-term goal and now feel so grateful that I got the equity out of my home (unlike many others with this last decade of market conditions) and I've moved on, let go - and feel so much less encumbered. I calculate that during the last year, since a shark came in with a "surprise attack" and got one by me... that if I were only compensated at $250 ph - I easily had $100,000 of my 'time' invested.

But, that was extraordinary - other than that...many years passed by with them apparently unable to contradict my responses.

I do hope that you've found some of this information helpful.

Just remember there are no "accident's" and Thy Will be Done, stay grateful!


"Must Read: Judge Anna on the Fraud & OPPT" by Suzi - 7.31.17

Entry Submitted by Suzi at 6:34 PM EDT on July 31, 2017

To my fellow investor/Lightworkers,

On July 30th Judge Anna von Reitz published at mainerepublicemailalert.com a letter to the State of the Nation Editor regarding Everton Rocha's UCC-1 filing. Although this writing has not yet been published on her website annavonreitz.comor on paulstramer.net it is EXTREMELY WORTH READING because in 2-1/2 pages Anna explains the overall fraud against the American states and people very clearly.

Also, she places the One People's Public Trust (OPPT) in context. The companion piece she mentions in the second to last paragraph is #685 on her website.

If you are new to Anna, or seek a short version SO YOU CAN EXPLAIN THIS TO OTHERS, this piece should do the trick for you.


To the SOTN Editor About the Everton Rocha UCC-1 Filing

Posted on July 30, 2017 by David Robinson

Justice Anna von Reitz

There is nothing mysterious about what Everton Rocha did and he did not allege a debt against the states and people of the actual United States of America. What he did was exactly the opposite— he made a claim in our favor by making his own claim to his ESTATE. Remember that the Law must provide equal protection and properly applied, it does.

I have fully explained this entire swindle– not by Everton Rocha– but by the separate foreign governments of the Territorial and Municipal United States and their agencies and affiliates— with more than 600 articles on my website: www.annavonreitz.com and probably nearly as many UCC-1 notices and liens and public land jurisdiction recordings and other records.

Basically, the Civil War wasn’t a war and it never ended. The Territorial and Municipal United States created by The Definitive Treaty of Paris 1783 and The Constitution for the united States of America has been in a constant state of perpetual commercial mercenary insurrection—- an illegal “war” that is not now and never has been an actual war. This “war” has been carried out against the American people by their own employees— for profit.

My proof? Proof can be positive or negative— that is, it can be established by something that exists, but it can also be established by something that should exist and doesn’t.

In this case, there is no Declaration of War ever issued by the United States in Congress Assembled. Lincoln issued a “declaration” of sorts authorizing the invasion of South Carolina by Union troops, but if you read that document you will see that it isn’t a declaration of war. Lincoln knew he didn’t have that power and so, he didn’t exercise it. He just appeared to do so.

Same thing at what appeared to be the end of the festivities— there is no actual Peace Treaty ending the Civil War. There is a cease fire and surrender of Lee’s Army at Appomattox, Virginia. There are three separate declarations of peace on the land by President Andrew Johnson, but there is no actual Peace Treaty.

Finally, if you ask the Congressional Research Service, they will tell you that the infamous “Reconstruction Acts” are still in force and effect, never substantially repealed.

And there’s more. Lincoln’s General Order 100, known as the Lieber Code, is also in force and effect. It placed the U.S. Army of that time, the Grand Army of the Republic (GAR), in charge of the government of the District of Columbia– the so-called “Territorial Government”. From there, it has continued to rule “the territories” ever since. We’ve been living under a foreign military dictatorship for 150 years and nobody told us.

Why? Because it was all implemented in Breach of Trust and under conditions of fraud related to an illegal undeclared commercial mercenary “war” carried out against us by our own criminally inclined employees, and that is the basis that we have to claim our country back and force the military and the “Congress” which has been operating way outside its authority—- back into their respective boxes. Fraud and Breach of Trust by hirelings vitiates everything that has gone on here since 1860, but I digress.

After the Civil “War” purportedly ended, the cretins responsible formed a corporation merely calling itself “The United States of America”—Inc. This organization published its “constitution” in 1868. This look-alike-sound-alike document copied almost every word of the actual Constitution. It was called “the Constitution of the United States of America” instead of “The Constitution for the united States of America”, but it was a different kind of document altogether.

The actual Constitution of this country is a tri-lateral international treaty, national trust indenture, and international commercial services agreement. The “constitution” published in 1868 is only the articles of incorporation for a commercial corporation like any other. It’s “articles” are articles of incorporation, not articles of treaty, and its “amendments” are By-Laws.

That’s how they got away with publishing all these “amendments” without ratification by the states. As corporate By-Laws, the articles of this “constitution” could be amended simply by a vote of the Board of Directors— the members of the duplicitous “Congress”.

This commercial corporation operated the government of the Territorial United States including all the “territorial franchises” called “States of States” like the “State of Wisconsin” until 1907, when it was bankrupted. The bankruptcy trustees working for the international banks responsible “took title” to all the land in America as “surety” to pay off the debts of the corporation. From 1909 to 1953, our grandparents and parents worked to pay of the debts owed by this foreign, for-profit, privately owned governmental services corporation. In 1953, the vermin responsible made no effort to return the “title” to our land to us. Instead, they claimed that they didn’t know who it belonged to. It had been “abandoned”—– so they rolled it all into two giant land trusts, one public, one private, and made themselves the beneficiaries.

This was working so well for the vermin that they spooled up a second corporation merely calling itself “the United States of America” — Inc. Notice the very slight difference? “The United States of America, Inc.” versus “the United States of America, Inc.”???

In 1933, FDR acting as President of “the United States of America, Inc.” bankrupted it, too. This time, he confused the Trade Names of innocent Americans styled like this: John Michael Doe, with the names of US Foreign Situs Trusts styled exactly the same way: John Michael Doe.

This time, when the bankruptcy Trustees came in, they “presumed” that “John Michael Doe” was a US Foreign Situs Trust and liable for the debts of “the United States of America, Inc.” Our grandparents, parents, and we, ourselves, have been prosecuted by these vermin as debtors by the bankruptcy trustees of these foreign corporations under completely false and deliberately contrived legal presumptions.

Finally, in 1999, that bankruptcy also settled and was discharged. As a result, the rotten bastards can no longer charge “John Michael Doe” for false debts. The Queen went so far as to call us “disregarded entities” and has tried to avoid the fact of her own Breach of Trust, press-ganging, and unlawful conversion of our assets.

And now we are looking at Round Three, in which these unspeakable criminals have attempted to claim all our assets for themselves—-land, names, copyrights, patents, trademarks, logos, bodies, souls, you name it, they have attempted to claim it for their own benefit. And it is all ours.

They did it not only to us, but to virtually every other nation worldwide. The exceptions are North Korea and Iran and a few Pacific Island kingdoms.

They have offered to bankrupt the entire world, roll everything and everyone (except themselves, of course) into a giant “trust” called the One People’s Public Trust. This trust is just a much, much larger version of the Public Charitable Trust (PCT) set up in the wake of the so-called Civil War for the relief of freed plantation slaves who couldn’t adjust and make it on their own. At least that was the public excuse for setting up the PCT.

In reality, it was used as a means of conscripting and press-ganging and stealing from the innocent and unwary. These commercial corporations offered “benefits” to the poor and in “equitable” exchange for their “estates”—-bodies, homes, land, and whatever else they might have — enslaved them, monetized their estates in the form of indentured servitude bonds, and sold them and traded them on the open market.

That’s what Birth Certificates are—- essentially stock certificates in YOU, your own ESTATE set up as a generation skipping Cestui Que Vie trust, used as a multi-layered tax shelter for these creatures of the night.

Please bear in mind that we can prove absolutely all of it, and that this brings us forward to 2011 and Everton Rocha.

He knew that Round Three was coming. I don’t know him. We’ve never met. But he knew somehow what was going on and what was coming down the track. So he raised his hand and said, “Hey! Not me! These rats owe me my ESTATE, me, the living man with hands and feet. I am the actual creditor!”

In 2015, “President” Barack H. Obama bankrupted yet another phony governmental services corporation operating as the UNITED STATES. It was so far in debt that it had to be liquidated in Chapter 7 bankruptcy. When he did that, guess what? All the Cestui Que Vie trusts named after Americans — JOHN MICHAEL DOE and LOUISE ANN FELDMEYER and MAXWELL ADAM PERKINS….. were bankrupted, too, as “presumed” wards and chattel belonging to and acting as sureties for the UNITED STATES.

Thank your lucky stars that people with the standing to make the claim otherwise were jerked into action by Everton Rocha’s filing and began the long arduous process to reclaim their own estates—-and yours and those belonging to the actual states of the Union.

Otherwise, there wouldn’t be a viable government today, and everything you think you own would have been sacrificed to these vultures.

Read the short form recount of all this at “Our National Probate v. Their National Bankruptcy” at www.annavonreitz.com.

It’s no “mystery”— but it is a vast, vast crime, and Americans need to be aware and need to take up the fight in court and otherwise to make sure these schemers are jerked up high and tight.
Anna von Reitz


"Re: Filing Fee Exempt" by Angel Gee - 7.31.17

Entry Submitted by Angel Gee at 6:32 PM EDT on July 31, 2017

"Filing Fee Exempt for Angel G" by fm7 - 7.31.17

Thank you Fm7,
For the information. The last time I did the pauper application, I was denied. In addition to filing a notice appeal to higher courts, I am needing to file interlocutory/discretionary Also filing two lawsuits against Judges and two attorneys, pursuant to the Blevins Act.

I have been fighting 8 months now, last lawyer took my last $3000 and did perform at even at a 5th grade level. Now has left me hanging won't return my emails or phone calls. I went to Legal Aid, they won't take the case. (Quiet Title, Wrongful Foreclosure).

I am financially exhausted in every way, I have done everything that I know to do. I have received some valuable help from a few Chosen One members and Patrick help me as well! For them I am grateful, I was able to meet a filing deadline 10 days ago because of that Love I received them.


Thanks again for the information.

Humble Servant,
I Am Angel Gee

"Filing Fee Exempt for Angel G" by fm7 - 7.31.17

Entry Submitted by fm7 at 6:00 PM EDT on July 31, 2017

"Court Filing Fees" by Angel Gee - 7.31.17

ORDER TO PAY FILING FEE, Claimant declares speaking for herself as a living woman and now also prosecutor, sui juris Claimant. NRS 19.013, or any other number, being a statute, does not apply to living wo/man, except by consent; nowhere in any NRS is “man, woman or people” stated, rather just “person(s)”, which are entirely different and mostly dead corporate fictions, which Claimant is certainly not, finding same attempted joinder of the living with the dead entirely repugnant and vehemently denied with no consent, certainly never willingly consenting to NRS, which is not law that applies to people.

The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that a natural man or woman is entitled to relief for free access to its judicial tribunals and public offices in every State in the Union -- 2 Black 620, see also Crandell v. Nevada, 6 Wall 35.

Additionally, “[Living wo/man Claimant] should not be charged fees, or costs for the lawful and constitutional right to petition this court in this matter in which s/he is entitled to relief, as it appears that the filing fee rule was originally implemented for fictions and subjects of the State and should not be applied to the [Living wo/man Claimant] who is … entitled to relief” -- Hale v. Henkel (201 U.S. 43).

We the People are not fictional corporations but flesh and blood that have pre-paid your compensation through taxation already collected, we built the building you work in, we pay the electric, phones, computers, fax machines, paper, salaries, etc. and we gave you the authority by which you act upon so long as you maintain the security of our rights and thereby be in good behavior, you may keep it. We find the paying of a fee for our unalienable right protected by the constitution repugnant. We the People will not be extorted in order to report a crime or claim lawful relief, especially when another has accused us of same, in this matter attempting to steal our house(s) and land.”

Be sure to place a “Demand to File” notice at the top; been able to do this in federal court successfully, now also using in COUNTY “DISTRICT COURT”.

Know who and Whose You ARE, dear Angel and it’s outside and beyond their CORPORATE jurisdiction, which one needs to always challenge… Love & Blessings 2 U.. fm7 :D

The Council via Ron Head: Everything is Changing

Everything is Changing – The Council via Ron Head

JUL 31 2017

We will revisit today a familiar topic. As usual, we will impart a bit of insight that may be helpful, and we will lead you to some reasonings that will perhaps be rather new to you.

You are living in a construct that you view as reality. That is, in fact your term for it. Now we have pointed out to you several times in the past that this reality is made up of molecules, atoms, particles, nanoparticles, and finally energy. You live in a field of nothing but energy, and you call your interpretation of it reality.

This interpretation is a construct that you have built up a consensus or mutual agreement about for your entire history. In other words, what you see is what you have agreed to see. You have named shapes. You have named functions. You have named colors and sounds. There is not much in your environment that you have not agreed upon. Well, actually, there is. But you don’t perceive it.

You see, your senses collect from the field of energy certain frequencies and send them to brain centers that construct sights, sounds, smells, etc. That is ‘how you work’. And you leave far more frequencies unprocessed than you know. Even the amount that is perceived varies greatly among you. And so, reality, even as defined by you, is different for each of you.

The important point, for this discussion, is that underlying everything you see around you is the fact that it is actually an energy field. All of it. Tornadoes are energy fields. And mountains are energy fields. You are an electromagnetic field of immense complexity and perfection, a miracle.

Now, these fields, this field, for all of these energies combine into one, are always in flux. They have always changed. They are changing. And they will always change. Mountains become plains. Trees become paper. Continents drift. Forests become deserts. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing is changeless. And it is all an energy field.

“Yeah. So?”

What causes the changes to be made? Very simply, a change in any part of the field will affect, to some degree, all of the field, every part of the field.

“Yeah. So?”

So, since your field is an integral part of the field, any change in you has ripples that affect everything else.

Now, we have been at pains for some time to speak about your true power. We have spoken of focus, of intent, etc. All of these things are aspects of the real co-creative power that is you. Yes, power, because if your feelings, your thoughts, your words, your intentions change the field, they change everything. It is not that they can, not that they have, not that they will. It is that they are creating changes every day, every moment.

We would like to conclude this by telling you that your combined power, which is beyond your current comprehension, is having its desired effect. You need to understand the immensity of the task of shifting the combined paths of billions of realities in the blink of an eye. It does not appear that way to you, but from the viewpoint of billions of years, it is indeed the blink of an eye. We give you credit and great love for doing so. You, however, need to cut yourselves a little slack.

One other thought we would leave with you. Do not be so quick to judge what is going on around you. You really can have no concept of its true effect upon the outcome. Everything will serve to bring your new world into being. It is so decreed.

There are two published books available on Amazon that contain the collected messages received by Ron Head (that’s me). The first is The Wisdom of Michael, available HERE, and the second is It Rings True, available HERE. A third book is being compiled now.

Copyright © Ronald Head. All Rights Reserved. You may copy and redistribute this material so long as you do not alter it in any way, the content remains complete, and you include this copyright notice and link: http://ronahead.com/

Source: Rainbow Wave of Light

"Tonight's Word: Cheat Day" - Heisenberg - 7.31.17

Entry Submitted by Heisenberg at 4:04 PM EDT on July 31, 2017

Right now, she's probably up singing some White-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
And he's a-thinking that he's gonna get lucky
Right now, he's probably
Dabbing on three dollars
Worth of that bathroom Polo
Oh, and he don't know
That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
I slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats - Carrie Underwood

And that brings us to tonight's word: CHEAT DAY

I am Hans and I am Franz and we are here today at Clarion CrossFit. Ya… It's the only chosen one gym in the tri-state area, Hans. Ya Franz, but as I look around I don't see any "chosen ones". Ya, Hans… all I see is "chosen one too many pies". Ya... They say these are the light workers. More like light beer workers, Franz. But don't get butt hurt little girlie man. Hear me later and believe me now…We are not here to tear you down… No, we are here to PUMP *clap* YOU UP! So you keep hitting those weights and remember it's cheat day, not cheat week. Good one Franz. Thank you Hans. If you work hard, chosen ones then maybe someday you will have massive pectoral muscles as big as ours. Ya, but don't bet the farm on it, little girlie man. I see that strudel and schnitzel sticking out of your backpack and it's just sad, Hans. Ya Franz...sad.

Ok, that's enough..give it up for Hans and Franz everybody. They are worth every penny of their appearance fee. Believe it or not they were a big thing back in the day. YUGE. Google it unless they got scrubbed already. Ya burnt. So Clarion CrossFit, eh? I like what you've done with the place. No commercials, no TVs, no infomercials. Just a bunch of people flipping tractor tires. What was this place? A waterbed store? Great space. Just needs a juice bar.

I see everyone's working hard on leg day. Putting in that spiritual time. Got those projects polished up. If you're like me, it's leg day every day. Can't put down that phone. Can't listen to any song without searching for the word. Can't read any sitrep without dissecting it a hundred ways. Can't watch any tv without looking for disclosure clues. Sorry, digressed. We're learning limits here. Taking on Haiti three days in? That is what you call gumption. And I wish I had a gallon of it sitting in my pantry. In service … Oh my God… Service and servitude. But more on that later.

How about the upper body? Are you doing some push-ups? Drinking lots of water? Eating right? Keeping away from all things fried? Grabbing some fruit when you can? Getting physical with the jazzercise, Olivia? Keeping your body healthy, family? I know those healing ships are coming but nobody promised you a healing ship, did they? Just like no one promised you a tomorrow. But no worries. It's all good now. Just keep the cheating for cheat day. That's what she said.

Body mind and spirit. You must stay healthy in each of these. Get the balance right. The mind? Pretty sharp… I now know what a quintillion versus quadrillion versus sextillion versus octillion are. Got that down even if calculator stops at 7 zeros. Spirit? Got it covered. Working out at Clarion CrossFit. Catching the calls. Bending the ear to listen for the word. Saying prayers before bed. Body? Could be better. I got my cheat day and workout days crissed crossed. How YOU doin? I wrote a post called "get on your boots." There's a thought that just the act of putting on running shoes gets your mind and body physically ready for action. I think I put Rocky in there drinking eight eggs and getting up at 4:44 in the morning to run. One of the nice things Ive discovered when I go for long walks or jogs is my mind opens up to downloads. I'm not thinking about my job or the gas bill or my piece of shit car. I'm only concentrating on not having a heart attack in the middle of nowhere to be eaten by wolves. That's probably why when I come back from a run I have a little more clarity about what to do next. You'd be surprised, some of them are heavy. In the outdoors and nature maybe the mind becomes an open channel to receive … If you choose that is. If you surrender your will to the will of God, that is. Get on your boots.

Service....there's only one place to go for that and that's Jesus. Just think of it, Jesus washed the feet of the whore. 10 whores. I know what you Bible thumper's are gonna say, *annoying voice * "Jesus didn't wash the feet of a whore, it was the disciples at the Last Supper." Yeah yeah yeah. But something inside tells me that he did, it just didn't make the book. And why would he wash them feet? Because he was not above serving his fellow man and woman. He came here to teach us that love is all and to serve is love. That is why he washed the disciples feet. As an example that even he was not above the most lowest job in society at the time. Did you know Peter refused to have his feet washed? It made him uncomfortable. At which Jesus said that if I don't wash your feet you are no longer with me. Oh snap! That's pretty hard-core Hesus. What if Jesus said "That's okay, sorry it makes you uncomfortable. I'll just move onto the next disciple. It's okay Peter go get a doughnut"? Negative, ghost rider. Because it was the last supper he knew he didn't have much time. He needed to show his disciples now... tonight this very important lesson of servitude. Serving is now what they will have to do in his name. So his time with them was short and he chose this as one of his last lessons. That's how important it was. I always did like the big splash.

So where does that bring us clarion cross fitters? Everybody stand up shoulder to shoulder. Look to your right, what do you see? I'll tell you what you see: You see Jesus AND his disciple. Yep. It's true. In this room Jesus spoke through many of you here. I heard it. I screenshot it just to look back and confirm. No it wasn't one person all the time. It was bits and pieces here and there but he was here. I hear Jesus thru uncle Yao on the calls. When I just want a caller to hang up and move on, he patiently digs deeper, peels the onion and touches people in a way that I never could. Damn if he ain't serving. Damn if he ain't washing those feet.

Was Judas there too? In the dinar Chronicles garden with us? Absolutely. More than one but that's a different story. But what we had was OWK who refused to wait to be kissed by Judas. He got them first didn't he? Puckered up and delivered. And he overthrew all those tables didn't he? But we needed the darkness to show us who we were. Who we are.

We've all spoke with the tongue of angels here in this room. And we've all held the hand of the devil in this room. And yes at times that comfort was warm in the night. Maybe.. just maybe… I found what I've been looking for.

As for each of us being a disciple? Well that's easy. Jesus was here giving us the word and soon we will take that word to his people. Plain and simple. Here's a thought tho, just as Jesus comes … Jesus goes. As he returns to his people where does that leave us disciples? Where will we go to receive his word? We all came to the garden for currency Intel but many of us found the word. With all our planes, vacations, cars and houses, when will we find a time to open yourself to the word after St. Patrick's Chapel has moved on? So for us thousand or so chosen ones plus all the other white hats and white nights, it's almost a sad time. If you think about it Jesus had 12 disciples the first go around so I think now the odds are in our favor. That's comforting.

Servant can be a dirty word can't it? Little too close to slave. Maybe it takes you back to that summer you parked cars at the country club. Those guys didn't tip for shit. Not even half those mothertruckers even said thank you. Some didn't even acknowledge you a person. You want me to go back to that? With all these zeros in my wallet? You smoking meth, Heis? Yes, yes and no, in that order. I have some thoughts on those mothertruckers. 1. Most are narcissistic psychopaths who could really give a a shit less. No fixing them. Hence, meek shall inherent the earth. 2. Some aren't even human. See princess Di. You will always be the peoples princess 3. Maybe it was part of the cabal philosophy to treat all who serve like shit. To train people that servitude is the worst of the worst jobs ever. Because if Jesus taught it, it must be bad for the cabal. Don't let that dirty trick work on us. We know how crappy it feels to be on the bottom rung, let's reverse that curse.

So let me guess what you're all thinking about now. I've spent my life serving the rich, working crappy jobs just to get nowhere. It's my time to be served. It's my time to get my nails done and my hair did. Gentlemen, it's your time to get that Porter house cut tableside isn't it? It's your time to have somebody carry your golf clubs, right? Custom tailored Italian suits, am I right? So Heis, you're telling me after waiting all this time you want me to get on my knees and wash the whores feet? You MUST be smoking that blue sky. You getting high on your own supply? Well guys, technically it's not me. It's Jesus talking. But I've heard it both ways. Don't shoot the radio.

The silver lining here is we don't have to get on our knees and pull out the Windex in the Brillo pad and sand down thoes nappy ass corns and bunions. Which is really good because I am a germiphobe worse than Adrian Monk. And I got a thing about feet… Not the good kind, ej. We are asked to be servants but we are given enough resources where we could do it at a distance. Cool right? Like a remote control car, we can sit back 40 feet away and with proper planning have your "go to" guy take care of everything you see wrong with the world. Hey I just passed a hitchhiker mile marker 88, send the crew to pick him up and get him back to shelter. Have a team of a couple security guys, psychiatrist, couple paramedics and a trailer in the back for his stuff. Problem solved. Grow that sapling till it can stand on its own. Amen. Have these support staffs all over. So my dears, 100 whores get their feet washed by resources given to you by the grace of God and you didn't break a sweat. You just happened to be clever about how the mercy got dispersed. I mean, wouldn't your conscience eat at you if you passed that hitchhiker and you left him stranded out there? Hotter than hades in the Arizona desert? Maybe someday thanks to you, they won't be hitchhiking or whoring. Or gambling. Or shooting up. Or thieving. Conscience can be such a pest, can't it?

Do you know sales is rooted in service? Nice thing about sales is it has a gestation period. Much like farming. You plant the seed you cultivate it and someday in the near future you harvest it. People that we are going to serve are not going to be those country club dickheads, but real down-to-earth grateful appreciative brothers and sisters. They are going to thank you with all their hearts. They are going to send you pastries and casseroles. They are going to cry in gratefulness. Because that is what appreciative people do. Nice work if you can get it.

Now it's okay to go pamper yourself. Clarion CrossFit wasn't easy. Some lost weight, some gained weight. Some are out of balance and some are perfectly balanced. But it's alright. It's alright to get your nails done and your hair did when we get called in. Get the platinum package at the spa. Cucumber on the eyelids, hot stone treatment down the spine, toasted coconut and lime pedicure, the Moroccan scalp experience. The works. Just skip the happy ending, it's business time. Unless it's your cheat day (Oh behave).

And that's the word


Ps EJ No worries, mate. Just had to run to Mars for little business. Those haters? They're not fooling anyone. Just dab on them.





The future needs a big kiss
Winds blows with a twist
Never seen a moon like this
Can you see it too?

Night is falling everywhere
Rockets at the fun fair
Satan loves a bomb scare
But he won't scare you

Hey, sexy boots
Get on your boots, yeah

You free me from the dark dream
Candy floss ice cream
All our kids are screaming
But the ghosts aren't real

Here's where we gotta be
Love and community
Laughter is eternity
If joy is real

You don't know how beautiful
You don't know how beautiful you are
You don't know, and you don't get it, do you?
You don't know how beautiful you are

That's someone's stuff they're blowing up
We're into growing up
Women of the future
Hold the big revelations

I got a submarine
You got gasoline
I don't want to talk about wars between nations

Not right now

Hey sexy boots...
Get on your boots, yeah
Not right now
Bossy boots

You don't know how beautiful
You don't know how beautiful you are
You don't know, and you don't get it, do you?
You don't know how beautiful you are

Hey sexy boots
I don't want to talk about the wars between the nations
Sexy boots, yeah

Let me in the sound
Let me in the sound
Let me in the sound, sound
Let me in the sound, sound
Meet me in the sound


Tonight's Word disclaimer: If you are easily offended by Obama being president, men or women of color in any position of power, black men in general or Yosef conspiracy theories please put on your blinders (hee hee) and swipe left now.

Don't believe them when they tell me
There ain't no cure
The rich stay healthy
While the sick stay poor
I, I believe in love - God Part 2

And that brings us to tonight's decree: I'LL SEE YOU IN HEALTH

Welcome tin foil faithful (another good band name) to a bonus edition. This one is for the clarion crowd. The trumpet troupe. The conspiracy cats. Just show your pies pass at the door. No there not will be a Stan Lee cameo, sorry. But here's a glimpse at the next Marvel movie.

It is Yosefs theory that Obama "made the switch" to Syrian commander when Obama came out in the tan suit and Twitter had a shit fit. Or maybe the announcement of the switch per se. This date was August 28, 2014. So as of this date, we had a galactic commander running the show. I'll bite. I always do. Hey now.

Less than 4 months later, Obama made his comedic debut on the Colbert Report. So if anyone is interested in watching the commander that has delivered us from evil (allegedly) in action, here you go. As Ruby says...enjoy.


So maybe we'll find out for certain someday whether the tan suit was a real thing or not. I hope so. I'd hate to think I bit at EVERY red herring dangled in front of my face. But it does make a nice "official" portrait.

Not bad comedic timing, sir. Not bad. And just in case you missed this one, here's a gem for the old earth scrapbook. A little forget-me-not when you're back home in your robe and slippers.

And that's the decree



"Girlfriend Is Better"

Who took the money?
Who took the money away?
It's always showtime
Here at the edge of the stage
I, I, I, wake up and wonder
What was the place, what was the name?
We wanna wait, but here we go again

I... takes over slowly
But doesn't last very long
I... no need to worry
Everything's under control
O - U - T but no hard feelings
What do you know? Take you away
We're being taken for a ride again

I got a girlfriend that's better than that
She has the smoke in her eyes
She's coming up, going right through my heart
She's gonna give me surprise
I think it's right, Better than this
I think you can if you like
I got a girlfriend with bows in her hair
And nothing is better than that (is it?)

Down, down in the basement
We hear the sound of machines
I, I, I'm driving in circles
Come to my senses sometimes
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everything's free
I don't care how impossible it seems

Somebody calls you but you cannot hear
Get closer to be far away
Only one look and that's all that it takes
Maybe that's all that we need
All that it takes, I'll bet it's right
All it takes, if it's right
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
And she goes wherever she likes (there she goes)

I got a girlfriend that's better than that
Now everyone's getting involved
She's moving up going right through my heart
We might not ever get caught
Going right through (try to stay cool) going through, staying cool
I got a girlfriend she's better than that
And nothing is better than you

I got a girlfriend that's better than this
But you don't remember at all
As we get older and stop making sense
You won't find her waiting long
Stop making sense, stop making sense...stop making sense, making sense
I got a girlfriend she's better than that
And nothing is better than this
(Is it?)


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