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The TETELESTAI (It is finished) email which will contain the first 800#'s will be posted first on a private page and will be sent out to everyone subscribed to the private page's feed.

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If you're having trouble please give me an email at TetelestaiDC@gmail.com

(Note: The TETELESTAI post is the official "Go" for redemption/exchange.)

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"Edits" - GCR/RV Insanity - Saturday - June 3, 2017

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After a few years on the intel desk, we have gotten some pretty strange things in our inbox.

Some of it, well, wasn't exactly let's say "confirmable." Some of it was even a little scary. And some of it nearly melted my face.

Below are some of the more curious "edits" we've gotten over the years that did not make the daily SITREPS.

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Tank is a CIA operative, who for extra cash also appears in promotional brochures as a juggling model with a half dozen raw pirogies and four ball-peen hammers wearing a canvas painter's jumpsuit that reads "NDA = Naughty Disco Area"

Post RV, Boomer Boost will be the new lead sponsor for the Syrian Tourism Department with international shipping and asbestos ruble picking both offered for free.

Maliki was spotted in Akron, Ohio today operating a falafel cart with the name tag "Baghdad Badass."

Tony & DC we're married this past Sunday in a Sing Sing rec area. RayRen presided over the ceremony and Dick Cheney sang "My Heart Will Go On" in Draco.

There's a rumor floating around that General Dunford has donated both his patellas to science after the RV--dead or alive--he loves science that much as well as hates his kneecaps that feverishly.

Sharia Law Bank is now open for business in Istanbul, Turkey and opening counterfeit IQD Daesh checking accounts in exchange for a detonating unicycle, a plastic three hump exploding camel named Trinity and a handcrafted pair of C-4 nunchucks signed by Mountain Goat.

Martha has the 800#s, but refuses to give them out until 500 people go to her new website DinarlandZombieApocalypse.jcc.

Bewdah is really a well known cabal author with three ISIS self-help books entitled:

"Death by Poetry for Pink Infidels"
"7 Highly Effective Beheading Habits"
"Ancient Babylon Goat Rape Positions"

Heisenberg gets his comedic inspiration from an acrylic Morgan Fairchild painting while wearing an adult diaper he's had monogrammed, "Big Papi's Wet-Nap."

Yosef's infamous Tetelestai alert word means "It is finished" in Greek, but it's also double agent Nazi code for an emergency pick up by his personal Uber driver--Achmed--in front of the popular Aleppo gay bar "Portals."

Dr. WC was spotted in an Afghanistan Green Zone yesterday knitting the most colorful afghans for wounded extra terrestrials out of recycled lamb's wool and used tinfoil.

Cabal journalist Ben Fulford is really RTC moderator Showme from Medicine Hat, Alberta. Who in his spare time drives a purple turbo Zamboni around town, charging children over 48 inches tall for shotgun rides with a video game hockey legend.

President Abadi was seen in Washington, D.C. earlier this week playing dominos with Obama in the Map Room of the White House, and proceeded to flip the table up in the air when he was told there would be no sandwiches served if he kept on winning. He refused to loose for 72 straight hours and nearly died of starvation.

37 metric tones of gold bullion was spotted being transported in a Honda Civic hatchback driven by striking Anglo-loving Special Ops agent nicknamed "Canada Kathy." The gold was quickly loaded onto a ship called "Tic-Tac-Dough" and sailed directly to the East Coast--where it will melted down into thick woven chains and sold to successful rap artists in the Newark area.

One Who Knows is heavy into rubber. Thick industrial grade rubber. Even the whips and restraints. All rubber.

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God help us all 'cause we're going insane waiting for this damn RV:)

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