Entry Submitted by blueray at 1:37 AM EDT on April 6, 2017
So here we are. Still waiting. Pretty exciting, huh ?
I thought that planetary line up or the Comet would be the kick off. Perhaps '' Grandfather '' got constipated. I guess when you get to to be billions of years old shit still happens. Oh well.
OOPS. My bad. Slipped my mind. IT'S THE PIPELINE ! 209 countries & the entire world anxious for a reset, starving children & all, are being held up now by a pipeline. Hmmmm . . . . Did you buy into that, too ? I hope Abadi doesn't stub his toe again. Cost us 6 months last time.
Looks like we got a lot more preachers than congregation here lately. DChronicles feels more like a revival web page every day. Where did they all come from ? Maybe dinarland needs a Pat Robertson 700 club equivalent. I hear that Jim Bakker could use a new gig - & the money. We could buy an old church somewhere IF one was available. Funny that no matter how bad the economic times get churches never seem to have a shortage of money. That god guy is really on the ball with the ' ask & you shall receive ' stuff. Kinda disappointing though, lately. All those millions of prayers offered on bended knee & still no RV. Maybe we didn't hold our mouth just right, or, perhaps prayer works just the same as random chance. Go figure.
I noticed that the naysayer / negative rhetoric continues to grow. Maybe god is testing us while we wait. We could ask our itinerant & most recent messiah next time while he's taking a break from tending the baby-that-never-cries. Must be well behaved. I helped raise 4 younger brothers, 3 nieces & my own kid, & can't recall ever having 4 to 6 hours go by regularly without demanded attention. I guess it could just be a top notch noise cancelling microphone. Maybe he holds his mouth just right. In any case, Kol Nidre covers all the bases. Oy vey !
That Obama guy is turning out to be a regular Transformer. Was it 3 different ' entities ' that he got switched with ? Quite the shell gamethose cosmic dudes are playing with our favorite ''shoom '' smoker. Too bad they botched that birth certificate thing. Just can't trust those 7th dimensional cosmic hooligans to finish a job. No more Ayahuasca for them.
About 6 months or so ago I suggested we start asking for some kind of evidence for the claims made in dinarland. One Who Believes or some other very forgettable, self appointed shitstick gave me a lot of grief over daring to ask for proof. Lo & Behold ! Some others are beginning to ask for the same thing. Maybe when the dinarland crowd gets off of it's knees we should tell them, in between those random chance prayers. Sure would cut through the steaming piles of dinarland feces if information could be verified. Would have seriously cut down on the conference calls, no need to listen to the truckloads of BS & the purveyors of such. There sure would be a lot of sales pitches we wouldn't have to suffer through.
I guess it's impolite to ask for evidence, far and away THE RAREST commodity in dinarland. Well, time for one of those random chance defying prayers. I swear I will hold my mouth just right this time . . . .