Not only is my short-term memory horrible, but so is my Short-term memory.
There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory, the other two I forget.
There is no blood in my alcohol system!
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you