Entry Submitted by Heisenberg at 8:12 PM EDT on March 25, 2017
A game, typically played in an extensive outdoor area, in which participants have to collect a number of miscellaneous objects.
And that brings us to tonight's word: SCAVENGER HUNT
Congratulations on being asked to participate in this scavenger hunt. It will be the most fun game you’ve ever played. Attached with this letter is a currency note of the country of Vietnam. Big number yes? Yes. The first stop on the hunt will be to call your bank and find their foreign currency exchange department in Alb. You can probably find Bank of America or wells fargo. Or I will text you an 1800 #. Either way you can walk into your bank and exchange this note.
Next stop. Exchange like you would coming back from Mexico with pesos. Easy peasy. Here’s the fun part. Vietnam has a lot of natural resources and the exchange rate should be near $12 to every Vietnamese Dong. I’ll let you have fun and do the math. Ps. do not pay off your mortgage, car loan or credit card just yet. Trust me on that.
Next stop. Take your family to a nice restaurant. I suggest Mortons Steakhouse on 5th. Now think of this. This is a gift from God to me to you. With every bite of that $100 steak, remember all those that are going hungry tonight. Remember all the kids going to bed with hunger pains in their little bellies and living in filth.
With every sip of that $25 martini, please keep them in mind.
Next stop. As for this scavenger hunt booty? You are going to be required to give half of it away to those around you in need. I’m sure you know 1 or 2 poor souls who could use a leg up or a charity that does good work that could use a little watering. This will be good for your soul. Please don't get caught up on losing or wasting your money or treasure. You really didn't win it, did you?
Next stop. Call me and we’ll have coffee to talk about how this giving of money made you feel. If you enjoyed it and would like to make it a career, we can talk. There’s a trust set up who’s looking for human angels to only help others in need. Not a bad job eh?
Next stop. If you take this “job” (if you want to to call it that) you will have all the flexibility and free time to spend with your children. Single parents will be taken care of without doubt. I do hope you’ll join us as there’s lots of work to do and not much time to gather up willing helpful souls who have a calling for philanthropy. Just look at it this way: if you were offered a job that could fix every injustice, deficiency and need that you lay your eyes on, and it paid very well with all the benefits of a fat banker, would you take it?
If you wouldn’t, no worries. Please keep whatever rewards you reap from this scavenger hunt for yourself and your family. God wants you to have it. But do please give some away. And if you do give half away, come back to me with your score card, buy me a Starbucks and let’s talk about how it made you feel. I’ll reimburse you for your charity.
Who knows, you may want to organize a scavenger hunt yourself.
ps. I had to chime in my nickle (inflation, yo!) on colors. It appears to me that Yosef is not crucifying the white devil to get his jollies. I don't think he takes pleasure in this. So that must mean that he is being directed by a higher power to keep mentioning this. Orrrrr....the leaders of the republic that have chosen him (according to Tank to distribute the 800#s) to prepare the public. Kinda like that guy that comes out before a comedy show and warms up the crowd. Gets you laughing a bit, put a little smile on yo face. So maybe Yosef is putting a little stretch in your mind so that maybe you'll realize the white man isn't all that and a bag of chips. I don't know first hand that the white man is responsible for everything bad. But calling it likes I sees it, the white man does appear to have the majority of the power in the world. And the world is a pretty effed up place, sooo... is the white devil really a thing? I guess we'll know soon enough when disclosure hits the fan. In the meantime, anyone who has any doubts, can question some of your local native american reservations. I'm willing to bet a steak dinner they have some opinions on the subject.
Awkward moment between Yosef and the white man.
You know what would be interesting? If Yosef said the same stuff about the Mexicans. How many write in and defend the them with all their heart? So maybe he (and everyone else) is reading the room. Gauging if anyone is up to accepting that being white isn't the end all be all that we all thought it was. Personally, I've started looking at the world in a different light. I've started seeing those of color as the true children of planet earth. yea yea yea....the purple kool aid is the best. As long as it's electric.
And that’s the word