Entry Submitted by Heisenberg at 9:28 PM EST on November 22, 2016
(Image: The Word: Toothless Crackheads)
“Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth” (Matthew 5:5)
And that brings me to tonight's word: TOOTHLESS CRACKHEADS
Welcome to local toothless crackheads lodge 808. Darlene, wonderful possum sliders and Cletus, top shelf crack, you out dun yourself.
We're all here to figure out what just happened with these rates. We hear we will be offered the highest rates out of everyone! For reals yall. Like sky high rates. And rich folk who own everything everywhere will get way less. Like$60,000 investment got one guy $6,000,000 return. Locked in, safe keeping receipt, money is on his account but not spendable transaction. Done deal, no going back done. Not a bad days work, but hey.
Now I'm just a toothless crackhead but a $20 investment for $100,000,000,000 is better than that right? Thought so but my calculator ran out of space. Nice problem to have.
So why us? Why now? Is it because we will share as no one knows the struggle more than us? Maybe well treat poor and hungry families with dignity and respect? Maybe we won't delete the middle class that could be a threat to our funds? Maybe well give veterans the life they deserve because many of us toothless crackheads have family and friends that served their country with pride and gave their lives. They didn't ask why, they just served. Maybe we just have a sense of justice and fairness that money can't buy. Is out because we are not power hungry narcissists who give a shit?
John Kennedy died this day 53 years ago. Not a toothless crackhead. But he was one of us in that he could not accept an unfair society. He gave his life in the same war we fight today. The Same enemy. He could have rolled over popped open some champagne and caviar, but he didn't. He fought the good fight for us. He died for us.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy, the 35th President of these United States, we are most proud tonight to name you an honorary toothless crackhead.
And that's the word.