Please tell me.
So basically I get some currency, bought (w/ receipt) or gifted, wait for the 800# to pop up?
make an appointment, ask for the private rate, open a trust account at my appointment and deposit my exchange into that account (to protect the assets from such things as bail-ins), perhaps sign an NDA?
then I'm back on the street, just that simple with a shiny new debit card, and a spring in my step
...am I missing anything? any other eligibility requirements or steps?